#relationships

"She looked, but she couldn’t see. She was wearing an emotional blindfold, and though she heard me say I love you, she just didn’t listen."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together."

"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."

"There was a time Jeff and Helen loved each other and touched each other's hands and ate breakfast in cafes together and secretly fucked in public, the way people in like do. Then came a time they made each other crazy and beat their hands on steering wheels and tore up love letters and photographs and said goodbye."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Be sure it's your real self you're showing. Because it is your real self that needs to be loved."

"Love falls in love with love; comes like an echo sounding back, searches its mirrored shadow within a look."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."