#relationships

"Love cannot live where there is no trust."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Never judge someone by their relatives."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Because you let our love just fall apartYou no longer have my heart"

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I have never bought into the idea that blood is thicker than water. Love and respect are meant to be earned from our children, our spouses, our families, and our friends."

"What is it about men that make women so lonely?"

"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"How dare you say it's nothing to me?Baby, you're the only light I ever saw."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Surprises, I feel now, are primarily a form of violence."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"When your tears become invisible, disappear"

"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."