#sacred-teachings

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."