#sacred-teachings

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."