#sacred-teachings

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."