#sacred-teachings

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."