#sage-advice

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."