#sage-advice

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."