#sage-advice

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

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"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."