#sage-advice

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."