#sage-advice

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."