#sage-advice

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."