#sage-advice

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Poetry Site vs. Social Networking Site [10w] Hello Poetry is whatever you want Hello Poetry to be."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."