#sage-advice

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."