#sage-advice

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."