#sage-advice

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."