#sage-advice

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Hearts Hearts of hope and of promiseHearts filled with dreams and whim,These are the hearts of loversUnguarded,Standing out on a limb.Hearts unmended and brokenHearts scarred to stone and steel,These are the hearts of loversArmored,Being unable to feel."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."