#sage-advice

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."