#sage-advice

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."