#sage-advice

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

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"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."