#sage

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."