#sage

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

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"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."