#sage

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."