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"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."