#sage

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."