#sage

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"