#sage

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."