#sage

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."