"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"
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"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."
"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"Unfriend Politeley Means"
"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."
"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."
"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."