#sage

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."