#self-esteem-self-help-book

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."