#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."