#self-improvement-book

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."