#self-improvement-book

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."