#self-improvement-book

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."