#self-improvement-book

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."