#self-improvement-book

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."