#self-improvement-book

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."