#self-improvement-book

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."