#self-improvement-book

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."