#self-improvement-book

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

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"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."