#self-improvement-book

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."