#self-improvement-book

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."