#self-improvement-book

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."