#self-improvement-book

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"