#self-improvement-book

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."