#self-improvement-book

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."