#self-improvement-book

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."