#self-improvement-book

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."