#self-improvement-book

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."