#self-improvement-book

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."