#self-improvement-book

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."