#self-improvement-book

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."