#self-improvement-book

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."