#self-improvement-book

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Happiness is part of who we are. Joy is the feeling"

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."