#self-improvement-book

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."