#self-improvement-book

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."