#self-improvement-book

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."