#self-improvement-book

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"