#self-improvement

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

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"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"If we can acquire an attitude of self-belief, then we will surely determine our future actions and our future life opportunities."

"When you act on your beliefs, the realisation that happens is caused by you and this will in turn lead to a consequence."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Our own self-esteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."