#self-improvement

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"The negative patterns that form as a result of this self defeating behaviour actually symbolize the negative belief that we nurture."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"The difference between being mediocre and achieving excellence is you."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."