#self-improvement

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Every sunrise is priceless and you can experience the richness that life holds only when you live life to the full instead of just being an onlooker."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."