#spiritual-wisdom

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"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."