#spiritual-wisdom

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."