#spiritual-wisdom

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"One day, your light will silence the darkness, and you will be surrounded by the beauty within."