#spiritual-wisdom

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Seek to know thy sacred soul."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."